714 Parrot Puns That Will Make You Wing with Joy

Our 514+ Parrot Puns are so clever, they’ll have you squawking with laughter and tweeting them to your friends in no time.

If you’re a bird lover, a proud parrot parent, or just someone who enjoys a beak-tastic play on words, this collection is packed with fresh, trending, and share-worthy jokes.

From cheeky one-liners to pun-perfect captions, these parrot puns are bound to make your day eggstra special. So fluff up your feathers, grab your cracker, and let’s fly straight into the fun! 🦜

Let’s dive in!

Funny Parrot Puns

🦜 I’m talon you, these jokes are hilarious
🦜 Wing it till you make it
🦜 Beak a leg
🦜 Feather you like it or not
🦜 That’s im-peck-able
🦜 Let’s get flocking
🦜 No egrets
🦜 Just wingin’ it
🦜 Toucan play this game
🦜 Feeling a little flighty today
🦜 Parrot-ty time
🦜 Beakause I said so
🦜 Birds of a feather laugh together
🦜 This is un-bird-lievable
🦜 Peck-tacular humor
🦜 Squawk about a good time
🦜 Owl always love you
🦜 Tweet dreams

Parrot Puns Jokes Research

📚 Parrot-gon of virtue
📚 Winged genius
📚 Beaksmart humor
📚 Quill you be mine
📚 Flock and roll
📚 Featherology expert
📚 Nest-level intelligence
📚 The great squawk scholar
📚 Beakademic excellence
📚 Flight degree holder
📚 Egg-spert researcher
📚 Tweetor of knowledge
📚 Bird-brained professor
📚 Squawkademic humor
📚 Wise old parrot
📚 Knowledge takes flight
📚 Brainy beak
📚 Flockosopher

Short Parrot Jokes for Adults

😏 Beakause I’m worth it
😏 Let’s make it a feather night
😏 Stop squawking dirty
😏 You make my heart flap
😏 Toucan play rough
😏 My beak is bigger than yours
😏 This nest is for two
😏 Wing and wink
😏 Parrot-ly naughty
😏 Just a beak tease
😏 Flockin’ hot
😏 Love nest vibes
😏 Feather me softly
😏 No ruffled feelings here
😏 Squawk it like it’s hot
😏 Spread those wings
😏 Let’s get beak to business
😏 Tweet me later

Parrot Jokes One-Liners

My parrot’s favorite word? “Mine!” …must be a pirate at heart! ☠️
Bought a parrot that keeps imitating my Wi-Fi router… no wonder it keeps dropping connections! 📶
I told my parrot a joke — he squawked up laughing! 😂
My parrot talks too much… guess he’s just winging it! 🕊️
The parrot refused to share his crackers — talk about a snack-hoarder! 🍪
I asked my parrot to keep a secret… big mistake. 🗣️
My parrot joined a band — he’s great at the tweetar! 🎸
Never argue with a parrot; they always get the last squawk! 🗯️

Jokes About Parrots

Why did the parrot sit on the pirate’s shoulder? To keep an eye on the treasure chest! 💰
What do you call a parrot that flew away? A polygon! 😆
Why don’t parrots use smartphones? Too afraid of tweet limits! 📱
What’s a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and speak! 🎙️
Why was the parrot good at school? He had word-perfect memory! 📚
What did the parrot say to the cat? “You’re purr-fectly predictable!” 🐱
Why did the parrot blush? He saw the other bird’s tweet! 😳
What kind of parrot loves math? A poly-gon! ➗