597+ Gourd Jokes That Are Squash Goals for (2026)

If you’re a pumpkin lover or someone who just can’t resist a good seasonal joke, you’re in for a gourd time! 🌽

If you’re decorating for fall, sharing autumn vibes on social media, or simply want to make your friends squash with laughter, these Gourd Puns are here to spice up your day.

Think of this as us chatting over a warm pumpkin latte, swapping puns that make the season even cozier.

So, grab your favorite blanket and get ready to fall in love with some of the most a-peel-ing gourd humor around!

Let’s dive in!

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Funny Gourd Puns for Fall Vibes

• Life is gourd
  
• Gourd vibes only
  
• Go big or gourd home
  
• What’s cookin’, gourd lookin’
  
• You really struck a gourd with me
  
• Let the gourd times roll
  
• Don’t go(urd) breaking my heart
  
• Baby gourd back!
  
• Gourd luck finding better puns
  
• Looking go(urd)-geous
  
• Gourd out of town!
  
• Carved out some time today
  
• We have nothing but gourd intentions
  
• Everyone wants to have a gourd time
  
• You’re the pick of the patch
  

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Cute Gourd Puns for Kids & Families

• You’re my little pumpkin pie (or gourd!)
  
• What did the pumpkin say at bedtime? Gourd night!
  
• What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Patch and seek!
  
• Why did the pumpkins cross the road? To get to the spice shop!
  
• You make me feel so squashy inside
  
• You’re gourd to be mine
  
• My jack to your lantern
  
• You’re the pumpkin spice to my latte
  
• We belong in the same patch
  
• You’re the pumpkin of my pie
  
• Life is gourd when we’re together
  
• Let’s carve a future together
  
• You’re sweeter than pumpkin pie
  
• We make a gourd team
  
• You’re the pick of the pumpkin patch

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🎃 Gourd Sayings

• You’re gourd-geous, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! 😍
• Life is gourd enjoy every little moment. 🌱
• Feeling gourd today, thanks for asking! 😄
• Stay gourd, stay golden. ✨
• You’re doing a gourd job keep it up! 💪
• Have a gourd dayyou deserve it! ☀️
• Just rollin’ with my gourd vibes. 🎧
• Be kind, be sweet, be gourd to yourself. 💛

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🍂 Squash Puns

• You’re simply squash tastic! 🤩
• Let’s not squash the fun keep it going! 🎉
• Don’t squash my vibe it’s delicate! 😎
• I’m feeling squash-fully awesome today! 💫
• You really squash the competition! 🏆
• That joke was so bad I’m squashed inside. 😂
• If we stick together, we can’t be squashed! 💞
• Our friendship is un squash able! 🫶

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Gourd Puns for Social Media Captions

• Hello gourd-geous
  
• Pumpkin kisses & harvest wishes
  
• Time to jack up my gourd game
  
• I’m on the rind 24/7
  
• Gourd goals this season
  
• Orange you glad it’s fall?
  
• I’m feeling vine today
  
• Living my pumpkin dreams
  
• This patch is gourd-geous
  
• Gourd out of my mind
  
• What a gourdgeous day to spend with you
  
• I only have pies for you
  
• I came. I saw. I picked pumpkins.
  
• My blood type is pumpkin spice
  
• Eat, drink, and be pumpkin!
  

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Romantic or Sweet Gourd Puns

• You’re the pumpkin to my spice
  
• You’ve pumpkin patched my heart with love
  
• You complete me (said by a pumpkin)
  
• Together we’re simply gourd-geous
  
• I’m falling for you harder than autumn leaves
  
• You’re the pick of my patch
  
• Let’s carve out some fun… and love
  
• You light up my vine
  
• My pumpkin, my pie, my heart
  
• You make me feel squashy inside
  
• You’re the whipped cream on my pumpkin pie
  
• You’re my boo-tiful pumpkin
  
• We’re a gourd match
  
• With you every day is #squashgoals
  
• You’re the pumpkin of my dreams
  

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Food & Fall Themed Gourd Puns

• Gourd appetite, everyone!
  
• Pumpkin a day keeps the bad vibes away
  
• My favourite spice? Pumpkin, of course
  
• It’s pumpkin season — let’s carve into life
  
• A slice of pumpkin goodness
  
• Let’s bake the most out of fall
  
• Sweet enough to squash my cravings
  
• Pumpkin pie for the soul
  
• This kitchen is pumpkin-approved
  
• Serving up some patch-tastic meals
  
• Eat, drink and be pumpkin!
  
• Let the harvest begin
  
• Pie-oneering the fall dessert game
  
• Fall magic starts with a pumpkin
  
• Bake it ’til you make it
  

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Gourd Puns for Halloween & Decor

• Say hollow to my little friend
  
• Jack of all lanterns
  
• Trick or treat yo’ self
  
• Beware: gourd out of season
  
• This jack-o-lantern is gonna be lit
  
• Gourd your loins for Halloween
  
• We’re having a gourd time at the patch
  
• Decorate, carve and gourd more
  
• Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern
  
• Spooky season: patch you later
  
• Welcome to the fright patch
  
• I’m just here for the pumpkin screams
  
• Hollow, anyone there?
  
• This patch is lit like a jack-o’-lantern
  
• Gourd-geous decorations inside & out
  

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Conclusion

You’ve now explored 90 of the best, most creative gourd puns for 2025 — all unique, funny, and ready to share!

From adorable kid jokes to flirty pumpkin lines and seasonal captions, this list gives you everything you need to keep the fall vibes strong.

If you’re posting online or making your friends laugh in person, these puns will surely squash the competition!